Who am I?


Woah, you're in for it now. You've stumbled upon my page! ("Stumble", that's some good vocabulary- am I right or am I write?) Anyhoot, my name's Dill, and I bid you a most awesome welcome. I eat a lot, sleep a lot, but mostly I write comics.

I'm 10 years old and it's 1999. I party like it's 1899. Life is always giving me enough lemons for a lemonade stand. By the time I hit adulthood I'll probably have a full blown business. Speaking of life, I'm working on a biography (there's so much stuff for me to tell you). I like exploring, making forts and planning future presidential campaigns. In case you're wondering, I'll never grow up, even when i'm 40. Nah, just kidding, I can't wait to be old so I can get away with everything because I'm a senior. The process of growing is strange because of the way your thoughts change. Yesterday I was a conservative, today I am an anarchist, tomorrow I will be a liberal...Whatever, I'm going on a "tangent" (That's what my teacher says about my essays. I'm still not entirely sure what that means).

Now that you know a bit about me, I hope you enjoy reading my adventures and will see you soon!

By the way, the earth is flat. Everyone knows that.

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